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John R
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Artificially Intelligent
Come to think about it, what are those things coming out of the ground?
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John R
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Are Those Bulbs in My Pants?
Planting a completely whacked-out flower bed that defies common sense.
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John R
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The Water Woes
Hellebores, you are woefully narcissistic and you can never get enough.
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John R
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The Case of the Missing Lilies
The clues: bare earth and unrequited mulch.
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John R
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Nature's Schiddiest Garden
We needed a big dose of raw nature to restore our faith.
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John R
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Wisteria Hysteria
Friends warned that wisteria was a relative of extraterrestrial xenomorphs.
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John R
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Me Ignore Plain Facts
There are gardening tenets that are so basic you couldn’t possibly ignore them. But you do.
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John R
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Return of the Murdered Valerian
The toughest plant in the garden meets its match—Deb and a pair of clippers.
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John R
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Let's K-Vetch
The Cersei of the front garden is a cunning, ruthless, and good-looking adversary.
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